Saw this on eBay and couldn't resist

[Stuart Thomson]

Hi All,

Yep, they eBay bug has bitten again....

"You have spilt my macchiato!"

Luckily it was in fat-bastard size, so I can wear it.

Cheers
Stuart

[Sheldon McIntosh]

I'm interested to see how long it takes till anyone realises the significance of this particular item.  i saw the original ebay post so can't comment.

[Evan Bottcher]

I picked it :-)

"I got you pepe le bitch!"

[Jekyll and Hyde]

"If you ain't first, you're last."

[Ray Pignataro]

In the words of Frank Musco   "Shake and Bake"

[Scott Farquharson]

So did you actually buy it!

It was too big for me - it was a Euro 62! Massive!

If you did - fantastic!  A piece of the greatest movie ever made!!

I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence....

[Stuart Thomson]

On it's way from Ireland as we speak...

Waddya mean massive?

When is the next Historic meeting?  I think Nev would fit the bill!

Cheers
Stuart

[alfagtv58]

Chip, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!

[Scott Farquharson]

Dear 8 pound 6 ounce Baby Jesus, or as our brothers to the south call you Jésus...we thank you so much for this bountiful harvest of Domino's, KFC, and the always delicious Taco Bell. I just want to take time to say thank you for my family, My two beautiful, beautiful, handsome, striking sons, Walker, and Texas Ranger, or T.R., as we call him. And of course my red hot smokin' wife, Carley, who is a stone cold fox (Cal: MMMMM!), who if you would rate her ass on 100 it would easily be a 94. I also want to thank you for my best friend and teammate, Cal Naughton Jr, Who's got my back no matter what (Cal: Shake and Bake)

[Scott Farquharson]

Well, Dick, here's the deal: I'm the best there is, plain and simple. I mean, I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence. You know, nobody can hang with my stuff. I'm just a--just a big, hairy, American winning machine. If you ain't first, you're last! You know? You know what I mean? That phrase is trademarked and not to be used without the expressed permission of Ricky Bobby, Inc.

[alfagtv58]

She said "No, you're wrong." I said "You got a lumpy butt." She got mad at me and yelled at me and I pissed in my pants and I never did change my pee-pants all day. I'm still sittin' in my dirty pee-pants.


We need to have a movie night (further to the upcoming 'official' one).

[Scott Farquharson]

This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient, but I do love Fig Newtons.

[Scott Farquharson]

Dear 8 pound 6 ounce Baby Jesus, or as our brothers to the south call you Jésus...we thank you so much for this bountiful harvest of Domino's, KFC, and the always delicious Taco Bell. I just want to take time to say thank you for my family, My two beautiful, beautiful, handsome, striking sons, Walker, and Texas Ranger, or T.R., as we call him. And of course my red hot smokin' wife, Carley, who is a stone cold fox (Cal: MMMMM!), who if you would rate her ass on 100 it would easily be a 94. I also want to thank you for my best friend and teammate, Cal Naughton Jr, Who's got my back no matter what (Cal: Shake and Bake)
Dear Lord Baby Jesus, we also like to thank you for my wife's father Chip, we hope that you can use your baby Jesus powers to heal him and his horrible leg. It smells terrible and the dogs are always bothering with it.

Dear Tiny, Infant, Jesus...

Look, I like the Christmas Jesus best, and I'm sayin' grace. When you say grace, you can say it to Grownup Jesus or Teenage Jesus or Bearded Jesus or whoever you want.

Dear Tiny Jesus, in your golden fleece diapers with your tiny, little fat balled up fists

Look, I like the baby version the best, you hear me? I win the races and I get the money

Dear Eight Pound, Six Ounce, Newborn Baby Jesus, don't even know a word yet, just a little infant, so cuddly, but still omnipotent. We'd just like to thank you for all the races I've won and the $21.2 million, LOVE THAT MONEY! That I have accrued over this past season. Also due to a binding endorsement contract that stipulates I mention PowerAde at each grace, I just wanna say that PowerAde is delicious and it cools you off on a hot summer day and we look forward to PowerAde's release of mystic mountain blueberry. Thank you, for all your power and your grace, Dear Baby God, Amen