request!

[Gary Pearce]

Sitting together on a train, travelling through the Swiss Alps,
were a Kiwi guy, an Australian bloke, a little old Greek lady, and
a young blonde Swiss girl with large breasts.

The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is
the loud sound of a slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel,
the Kiwi has a bright red hand print on his  cheek.

No one speaks.

The old Greek lady thinks: The Kiwi guy must have groped the blonde
in the dark and she slapped his cheek.

The blonde Swiss girl thinks: That Kiwi guy must  have tried to
grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she
slapped his cheek.

The Kiwi thinks: The Australian bloke must have groped the blonde
in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.

The Australian thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, just so I
can smack the Kiwi again.

[Fast Eddie]

I give up.  Nothing could be any funnier than this. 

It must be fate, I was listening to a podcast today with Ross Noble lamenting the fact that nowadays they have too many rules regarding monkeys in performance.  "Bring back the 80s when you could do whatever you wanted with monkeys....".  "We're living in a monkey performance nanny state!"

that's fantastic!  He has got the same bike, same bike control and face as Valentino Rossi too

[1750GT]

Just a few more sheep jokes:

Why do New Zealand farmers only wear tracky dacks? Answ: Because if they wear pants the sheep will hear the zip.

Why do new Zealand Farmers take their sheep to the edge of cliffs? Answ: Because they push harder.


1750GT