Funniest thing ever....

Started by Jimmy Gray, May 27, 2010, 06:40:21 PM

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Jimmy Gray

Everyday driver: 1997 Manual EL Flacon

Track/road/train station: 1983 E21 BMW 318i


NigelC

Current 2017 Giulia Veloce - Red
Current 1979 Alfa GTV - Ivory (Gp S racer)
Past 2007 Alfa 159 2.2 JTS Rubino Red
Past 2003 Alfa 156 2.0 JTS Red
Past 1979 Alfa GTV Red/Rust


Barry Edmunds

A chance we could get that guy to do a column in C&S
Barry

pep105

#5
Just Brilliant.

Thanks, good find I was in stitches. I cracked up at this point:

"It doesn't have power steering because as you can see from the colour, it was built for only the toughest of drivers"

:D :D :D :D :D :D

Current
'74 GT 1600 Junior  (Currently under restoration)
'84 Alfetta GCL Sedan
'02 Vespa ET4 150
'05 GT 3.2
Past
'82 Fiat 131 Superbrava Mk II
'82 Alfetta GTV 2.0
'88 75 Twinspark
'80 Alfetta Sedan
'02 147 Twinspark

Darryl

Did anyone else check out his other items? The Subaru Leone, 1982 auto, EA81 nanamobile and the Brumby both had me in stitches as well...

f1worldchamp

The weight bench was the best one:
One day, a mate asked me if I'd been pumping iron and I told him that I hadn't and that I was just naturally huge.  When he saw the machine in my shed he wanted a turn on it just to become huge too.  I let him have a go but secretly set the weight stack to 250 Tonnes.  He tried so hard to press it that something flew out from between his legs and my dog ran away with it.  That's how dangerous and powerful this machine is.
:)
Current:
2006 159 JTDm
Past:
2000 GTV 2.0 Twin Spark
1973 1600 GT Junior
1987 Alfa 75 2.5

Run with the bulls
Swim with the Sharks
Race with the Italians