Stupid car accesories

Started by colcol, May 13, 2011, 09:20:00 PM

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Paul Gulliver

Just read this on an English review for the new toyota B 86 I'm sure the highlighted bits will put a smile on Uncle Col Col's Face

QuoteToyota UK last week announced the release of 250 examples of the GT 86 TRD – Britain's first official TRD-branded model – fitted with unique front and side skirts, a rear spoiler, 18-inch alloy wheels, "fast-response" quad exhaust outlets and specific TRD components including a branded radiator cap, fuel filler cover and gearshifter.

Not sure on the pricing, but that branded radiator cap would have to be worth thousands
Paul Gulliver
Present
2017 Silver Giulia Veloce
1979 Silver Alfa 116 GTV Twin Spark
1973 Red Alfa 105 2.0 GTV

Past
2013 Giulietta QV
2006 Black 159 2.2 J
1970 Dutch Blue Series 2 1750
1975 Blue Alfetta Sedan 1.8
1981 Piper Yellow Alfetta GTV 2000
1985 Red Alfetta GTV2.0
1989 White Alfa 164
2000 156

pancho

My favourite is Mazdas new 'sky active technology' - what a ridiculous name for something.

colcol

Not a stupid car accesory, but to all the people who put bowtie Chevrolet badges on their Commodores, a sticker seen on mostly Falcons, a sticker with a Chevrolet badge with a red circle through it, saying it a fu@^ing Commodore you dickhead, there was a great clip on youtube of the Hitler film from a few years ago with the Herr Hitler going into a table thumping rage to his Generals about loosing the war,......except it had been revoiced to Hitler going into a rage about all the Commodores with Chevrolet badges, sadly it was taken down after about a week due to copywright issues, Colin.
1974 VW Passat [ist car] 1984 Alfa 33TI [daily driver] 2002 Alfa 156 JTS [daily driver]

colcol

3-12-2013, 3 weeks before christmas, saw my first car with reindeer antlers sticking out of the back window, not on an Alfa Romeo, but one of those Korean Fords.......was going too fast for me to break them off, but waiting to see some on a parked car which will be fair game, should be plenty of useless car accesories for christmas at Autocrap, Colin.
1974 VW Passat [ist car] 1984 Alfa 33TI [daily driver] 2002 Alfa 156 JTS [daily driver]

Paul Gulliver

This thread had no right to die . Thanks for keeping it alive with your ever vigilant  eye Uncle Col . I will be paying even more attention
over the festive season.

Gully
Paul Gulliver
Present
2017 Silver Giulia Veloce
1979 Silver Alfa 116 GTV Twin Spark
1973 Red Alfa 105 2.0 GTV

Past
2013 Giulietta QV
2006 Black 159 2.2 J
1970 Dutch Blue Series 2 1750
1975 Blue Alfetta Sedan 1.8
1981 Piper Yellow Alfetta GTV 2000
1985 Red Alfetta GTV2.0
1989 White Alfa 164
2000 156

colcol

Not stupid car accesories, but stupid bus accesories, in Frankston, [Victoria], embattled Frankston MP, the Honorable Mr. Shaw was being interviewed at a door stop, and a bus pulled up, with the bus driver dressed as Santa, it was a hot day, i hope the bus had airconditioning!, Colin.
1974 VW Passat [ist car] 1984 Alfa 33TI [daily driver] 2002 Alfa 156 JTS [daily driver]

Craig_m67

Quote from: colcol on December 03, 2013, 08:40:09 PM
3-12-2013, 3 weeks before christmas, saw my first car with reindeer antlers sticking out of the back window, not on an Alfa Romeo, but one of those Korean Fords.......was going too fast for me to break them off, but waiting to see some on a parked car which will be fair game, should be plenty of useless car accesories for christmas at Autocrap, Colin.

Bah humbug

I'll be looking out for a set to go with my tinsel in the Sportwagon.
'66 Duetto (lacework of doom)
'73 1600 GT Junior (ensconced)
'03 156 1.9JTD Sportwagon (daily driver)

colcol

Make sure the christmas decorations don't cover the 'My Family' sticker on the Sportwagon, Colin.
1974 VW Passat [ist car] 1984 Alfa 33TI [daily driver] 2002 Alfa 156 JTS [daily driver]

Cool Jesus

There's some funny my family variants out there. I always get a giggle, and I've seen a few now, from couples where the male sticker has been removed and you can see this from the dusty outline. Hmmm disharmony in that family... Actually I saw a whole family of mum, dad, kids and pets with the dad having been removed! I still am confounded at how much personal info people are willing to display for the world to see.
Present:
* '76 Alfetta GTAm 2.0 (project)
* '03 147 2.0 TS
*'12 159 Ti 1750 TBi
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Past:
* '10 159 2.2 JTS
* '89 164 3.0
* '98 Spider 2.0 TS

colcol

Apparantly the 'MY Family' was invented by someone in Queensland, who has a bit more coin now than before.
There are 2 generations grown up since we had nodding dogs on the back window shelfs, when are these stupid, but cute bow wows going to make a comeback?, Colin.
1974 VW Passat [ist car] 1984 Alfa 33TI [daily driver] 2002 Alfa 156 JTS [daily driver]

colcol

Car Eyelashes are now available from motorquip.co.au, they are $14.99 RRP, i'll have 2 sets please, to give my cars the Lamborghini Muira look, Colin.
1974 VW Passat [ist car] 1984 Alfa 33TI [daily driver] 2002 Alfa 156 JTS [daily driver]

Neil Choi

#71
Come on Colin, if you are going eyelash all the Alfa's, get it right.

motoquipe.com.au

YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT.

Or perhaps $5K for some Porsche GT3 bookshelf.  Money will spent.

alfafarm

A sad aside to the chev badge thing I read that GM had been arguing for a while that as holden badges were being replaced with chev ones why keep holden john

Garibaldi

I don't get the Chev badge thing. They are clearly driving a Holden Commodore so what makes them think its a Chevy.

colcol

A Holden is a better car than a Chevrolet, so why would you put a badge of a lesser car maker on, it?, the only good thing, it means there is a wally driving, so give them a clear passage, Colin.
1974 VW Passat [ist car] 1984 Alfa 33TI [daily driver] 2002 Alfa 156 JTS [daily driver]