theft deterrent

Started by kartone, July 15, 2015, 03:20:54 PM

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jazig.k

What's with all recent Camry hate? I missed something clearly...

MD

A solenoid activated 200mm long hypodermic that penetrates the drivers seat at the moment an unauthorised ignition start is activated. The hypodermic being part of a capacitor high voltage discharge anode and the start key lock being the ground connecting the "Whoodoo" to both polarities simultaneously.

Naturally it wouldn't be much of a spectacle unless you hand a flash recording yelling out via an under bonnet speaker the words: BURGLAR< BURGLAR !! to ad some theatre.

A driver's window sticker declaring :"This car is contaminated with EBOLA VIRUS" may help.

Otherwise I can't think of a thing..
Transaxle Alfas Haul More Arse.

Current Fleet
Alfetta GTV6 3.0
Alfetta GTV Twin Spark supercharged racer
75 1.8L supercharged racer

Past Fleet
Alfa GT 3.2V6
Alfetta GTV 2.0
Giulia Super 2.0
Berlina 2.0

V AR 164

I shouldn't be too harsh on Camry's, after all I do quite like this particular model:
Not the new ones though. They can all go die. So can the Prius at that.
Present:
-1992 164Q
-1993 Hilux Surf

Past:
-2006 159 2.4 Ti

carlo rossi

its not that I hate Camrys !
Im just  envious of the reliability
and I think they are the bench mark for this
so much so that it is so reliable and uneventful that you become completely detached from the
excilleration of driving , and that to me is what its all about
Camry represents everything I dont want on weekends
but What I want MOnday morning to go to work
But I digress the best way to stop a thief is leave it in a locked garage, unlock the car and disable ignition and leave key in the ignition
so nothing gets damaged
thats what I do
it sends the message that you know it wont go
Oh and leave a gold coin on the centre consul so you know if you have been broken into ( it will go)
they might be very clever and re enter of time and you will know if the coin is gone you have bigger issues
current cars
red 83 gtv 2.0


previous cars
Red 76 1.2/1.5 alfasud ti
white 79 alfetta 2000
alfetta 74 1.8
escort Lotus twin cam
bikes
ducati 900 ss 1979
moto morini 3 1/2 sport 1975/6
Moto morini 3 1/2 valentini speciale 77 oh and a deltek rockhopper

poohbah

I don't hate them, as vehicles, either. In fact the new ones look quite sharp. What I hate about them is the consistency with which Camry drivers tend to speed past in the outside lane, pull in front of you and then slow down to 5-10 kph below the speed limit.
Now:    2002 156 GTA
            1981 GTV
Before: 1999 156 V6 Q-auto
            2001 156 V6 (sadly cremated)

carlo rossi

agree totally except I would like to add land cruisers towing caravans doing 15 km/h slower than the speed indicated even in work zones, bad enough doing 40 but going between coffs Harbour and Port  Mac there is  130km of constant road works (unbelievable why cant they do 5km and do it quick and move on) 3 cruisers towing each doing between 10 to 15 under the speed
I have theory on this
TO make toyotas look faster than they actually are, their speedometer  reads 15kms fast  so they think
A) its quick to 100
B) gets great economy at 110km.h (because its doing 95)
C) that the rest of the world seems reckless
D) after a 40km/h crash theres very little damage because really they were doing only 25km/h
has anyone experienced this
current cars
red 83 gtv 2.0


previous cars
Red 76 1.2/1.5 alfasud ti
white 79 alfetta 2000
alfetta 74 1.8
escort Lotus twin cam
bikes
ducati 900 ss 1979
moto morini 3 1/2 sport 1975/6
Moto morini 3 1/2 valentini speciale 77 oh and a deltek rockhopper

V AR 164

Yes!
My father's works car is a Yaris, when the dash reads 116kmh he is doing 105kmh on the gps  :o
Present:
-1992 164Q
-1993 Hilux Surf

Past:
-2006 159 2.4 Ti

kartone

MODERATOR, the CLUB has been infiltrated by infidels preaching the perfidious powers of deus Camry, declare an intifada to save the Alfisti's souls ... 
82 GTV6 split-dash
80 Alfetta GTV

carlo rossi

you can blame Neil Choi for this, with his now legendary love of the car we cannot speak of.
we are longer the knights that say CA...(ni) we are now the knights that say ecky ecky pitang giulia
current cars
red 83 gtv 2.0


previous cars
Red 76 1.2/1.5 alfasud ti
white 79 alfetta 2000
alfetta 74 1.8
escort Lotus twin cam
bikes
ducati 900 ss 1979
moto morini 3 1/2 sport 1975/6
Moto morini 3 1/2 valentini speciale 77 oh and a deltek rockhopper